and since AP is life...

besides, it's a satire. It is intended to mock the pretentious "coffee shop emo kid" stereotype, while still conveying some of my thoughts. If you thought he sounded ridiculous, you got it. If you got anything true out of it at all, you got it too. If you hated it, oh well. I've already said more than I should in a futile attempt to get people to understand it when I don't care that much anyway. It was for me. It will not change the world. I don't intend it to.